I had lunch with a bird bath in a hole because thats how I roll.

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner=2 0table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Spring break!

Well we haven't really decided if we are going yet or not. Laci Mithlo invited me and a whole lot of other people to a camp out kinda thing at the Altus Lake. It is going to be so much fun. I so can not wait. It might be kinda cold so we might not be able to swim but hopefully it is gonna be extra hot. Me and Laci used to go to Altus Lake every weekend in the summer. We would stay at the same camp ground and see each other there. But I havent been to that lake in so long I dont even think I member what it even looks like.

My ideal Spring Break would be a road trip to the ocean. Like that movie crossroads with Britney Spears in it. That would be way fun and it would be so cool it the whole tenth grade went. Especially if they made a huge van so that every one could fit in it. Oh yeah and no adults what so ever. We would probably make sandcastles. Haha. All of us girls would get our hair highlighted different colors and get those cool airbrush tatoos kind of like the ones you can get at the mall and we would buy surf boards even though we have no idea how to surf. Then me and Bergan would be out in the middle of the ocean because we fell off the surf boards and lost them. But then I would be drowning and of course Ryan Sheckler would come and save me.

JOB LOSS LED TO MURDER SUICIDE!

A father and his wife were fired from their jobs. Ervin Lupoe killed his wife and his kids and then he killed hiself. Ervin Lupoe faxed a letter to the Los Angeles television station after he killed his wife and kids; telling them that they were being investigated for misrepresentation of their employment to an outside agency for the benefit to theirselve's childcare. Ervin stated that his administrator told him that he should not even have bothered to come to work today. That he should have blew his brains out. The company said that the letter Ervin faxed was not true and that they were sure that no one told him to take it out on his family or himself. Ervin also wrote in the letter that his wife's decision was to end their lives. She also said that it would not be a good a idea if the children were left with someone else. Having 5 children and all of them being under the age of eight would be senseless. Their oldest daughter Brittaney Nicole was eight; two 5 year old twin daughters Jaszmin and Jassely; and 2 year old twin boys Christian and Benjamin. Ana, Ervin's wife was found dead in one room with Christian and Benjamin. Ervin was found in another with his twin daughters Jaszmin and Jassely and his eight year old daughter Brittaney in an upstairs room. Before killing himself he faxed the letter to the news station and called the police department and said that he came home and found his wife and kids dead. He then hesitated a little and told the police that he had done it himself.

"NO MATTER HOW DESPERATE YOU ARE, NO MATTER HOW FRUSTRATED YOU ARE, TO THINK THIS WAS THE ONLY ANSWER TO TAKE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY WITH YOU IN DEATH-- IS TOO MUCH TO UNDERSTAND."

  - City Councilwoman,

Janice Hahn

Alphabet Story

A long time ago our family visited the Arizona Safari. Before we got there we made a pit stop; my brother had to use the little boys room. Can he not wait? I thought to myself. During the wait of the bus to arrive we decided to check out the gift shop. Eventually, the bus arrived and we were on our way. Finally we reached the animal kingdom! Going through the gates we see our first animal; the giraffe. Henry the bus driver handed us all carrots to feed to the giraffes. Impatiently I waited to feed the giraffe my carrot. Just before driving off the giraffe stuck its big,long, slimy tounge out at me. Kindly Henry said "We will now be headed to the lions". Lions are very lazy yet aggressive. Monkeys were hanging on to everything including Henry. Nasty! I thought to myself; monkeys pick and eat their lice. Oh was it ever so hot. Praying that we didn't have a heat stroke on the way to visit the reptiles. Quickly Henry drove us to see the anaconda. Rats are anaconda's favorite food. Sickly  I walked away as the anaconda swallowed the rat whole. Taking a left led us to the Tiger Xtreme Splash. Uniformly the tigers jumped in and out of the pool. Valentina was the female tiger. Willy was Valentina's boyfriend. Xavier was Valentina and Willy's trainer. Yeah was everybody's expression after the show ended. Zion my brother couldn't quit talking about the safari experience the whole way home.

It's a dog world!

Aloha! My name is Oreo. I live on the wonderful island of Hawaii. I love to come out here by the beach and sniff the smell of fresh ocean water. Me and my other dawgs come out here every day and try getting a tan. For some reason though the front side of my body doesn't tan. The other side of my body tans pretty well thought. I have gotten a little dark on that side. As you can tell I am the top dawg around here. Everybody bows down to me what I say goes. I am a real lazy dawg. I sleep all day and drink pina coladas. Mmmm... my fav. When I am not sleeping or drinking pina coladas, we play this game its called "Loser Goes and Gets It!" Its an awesome game. Of course its awesome umm... I made it up. I don't have one of those weird looking bosses telling me what to do all the time. As intelligent as I am I haven't figured out what them creatures are. They get on my nerves. Especially those real short one with long hair and small umm... feet. They like to mess up the furr and talk to you funny.

But thats pretty much my life! See yall dawgs later

My favorite Christmas memory was when I was little. I used to live with my grandparents until I was like 4 and then my mom and dad got married. Every year my gram and gramps would buy me one of those huge pillow like Raggedy Ann. I had exactly 4 of them and I still have them. Every night I would sleep with a different one. Christmas is my favorite time of the year. My favorite song is "Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer". 

I don't ask for Raggedy Ann's no more. This year I decided to ask for an ipod touch. I am so hoping I get it. My parents are the sneaky type. 

Disciple Now

Disciple Now of 2008 was the crunkest weekend ever. We had so much fun. Every year we have a theme. We decided to dress up like crazy people. Carli dressed up as a scary leprechaun with her pet duck umbrella Bill. Kat was dressed up as a little indian girl. Bergan was a lion. T'Keyah was a clown. Jade was a valley girl. Ashley was a princess. I was a gypsy. Haley was casual. I also remember Haley taking a shower and then I did. After I got my pajamas on me and Haley went outside with our hair wet and jumped on the trampoline. It was really cold outside too. But I think I am gonna warn you now that T'Keyah is not a very good bed partner. She snored out one end and did some other stuff out of the other. LoL. It was really gross. We all walked through Wal*Mart looking like a bunch hoodilums. We almost got kicked out of there. Every night we would play guitar hero and stay up till like 4:00 every morning. One night they made us walk home in the dark from the church. We sang Jesus songs all the way there. That's why I think this was the crunkest weekend ever.